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A lovely and well-composed image. Technically, the image has good centering, the depth is quite nice, and the subject is properly focus...



Artist | Hobbyist | Photography
United States
A scientist with the heart of an artist. I have a passion for antique medical literature, old books in general, analog photography, collecting cameras, and synthesizing my knowledge and interests into interesting ideas/artwork.
I spend my spare time reading, hiking (always with a camera or two), collecting interesting objects (dinosaur toys and rocks, most often), playing video games, or doing research in the high energy physics lab I work at. I'm a fan of DIY in all forms, and make my own wine and kombucha; my evil plan is to branch into beer by winter (it's coming!)
I have to get it off my chest, I'm sorry!

I went to use the restroom a bit ago, and as I walk towards the toilet, I notice a little movement. THEN OUT OF FREAKING NOWHERE A MASSIVE-ASS SPIDER ROLLS OUT FROM UNDER THE SEAT. WHAT. NO. I JUST--- NOPE.

So I did what any normal person would do: shrieked like a mangled banshee, slammed down the seat cover, and got the hell out of there.

After donning special arachnid-resistant combat gear (gardening gloves, my lab coat, a rolled newspaper, and a primed can of cheap hairspray), I entered battle. As soon as I pulled up the seat, the damn thing rears up, lifting its long-ass legs up in the air. You could practically hear the little bastard saying, "COME AT ME BRO".

And I did.

After several minutes of retreats and attacks, I found myself laying on the bathroom floor. I had won. Two bottles of essential oil on the counter were sad casualties of the fight, however, and now my bathroom smells like a hippie brothel. But hey, it's spider-free brothel, so there's that.
  • Listening to: Rocky Soundtrack
  • Drinking: Yes.

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NicPi Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2013  Professional General Artist
Hi Kate! I'm a little late - thanks a lot for deciding to watch me :-) ! Have a nice day!
TiBun Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the watch ^^
katherineannecarlson Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks for writing awesome stories and doing kickass cosplays! Looking forward to what else you dream up. :)
ItanHimitsu Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2013  Student General Artist
thank you for the watch ^^
somadjinn Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2011  Professional Photographer
Thank you kindly for faving :)
pagan-poetess Featured By Owner May 4, 2011  Professional Writer
:) thank you so much for the fav! :heart:
inObrAS Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2011
Thank You very much for the :+fav: ! :hug:
AlmAArietis Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
thanks for passing by!:nod:^^
AntBriWes Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2011
Coming to your profile and seeing your furry little friends always makes me smile. ^.^
katherineannecarlson Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
I'm glad, Tony! I update fairly intermittently, though XD
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